White House Promises Joe Biden to Get Physical in Coming Months

Breitbart ^ | 11/23/2022 | Simon Kent

[LS]

This may be the instrument they use now to get him out.
“Oh, we found something . . . .”

I still am not sure they can do it because of the veep selection. If Harris is elevated-—which will absolutely be the DemoKKKrats second worst nightmare to Rutabaga running again-—she will likely name either Newsom or Buttplugs to the veep. Now, Newsome? I think there is really, really bad blood there. Buttplugs? Especially after CO shooting, there will be a big push to put a transoid/homosexual in office.

Will the House GOP have the guts to stop either? Unlikely.

Once that happens, look for Harris to suddenly become unsustainable, either through scandal or “health” or “spending time with the family.”

[ridesthemiles]

From whom?

A Chinese doctor???

The persons with the least medical education can see he isn’t functioning correctly

[dsrtsage]

For extra safety, they should give him 6 covid boosters

[Thank You Rush]

“”maintains an active lifestyle””

Which is what? Dining and dancing? Well, anything that is paid for by the taxpayer anyway!

[AnthonySoprano]

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LMAO!

Yes, he’s always challenging people to Push up contests.

12 Rounds.

Let’s get ready to Bumble!

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[HartleyMBaldwin]

So did I, and all I could think was that those poor little girls’ parents should keep them away from the senile old perv.

[bravo whiskey]

“I did too and now can’t get the Olivia Newton-John song out of my head.”

Me too.

[Bob434]

They apparently haven’t found a doctor willing to lie about his condition yet.

[hanamizu]

“in good health and maintains an active lifestyle,”

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Have you ever noticed how he almost compulsively breaks into a pointless short jog when he’s outdoors? He walk in, smile, jog four or five steps, then walk the rest of the way. Picture of youthful health and vigor.
/s

[lewislynn]

How about filming him going up and down the steps of AF1 a couple of times.

That's always good for some slapstick comedy.

[Vaduz]

Biden maintains an active lifestyle

Eats ice cream
Fall off bicycle
Trips on stares
Stumbles off stages
Lets Jill hold his hand when walking on grass
Every room is like a fun house of mirrors

[contrarian]

Scenario: Biden gets his physical. OOOOPs we found an advanced cancer (surprise surprise). HE will have to retire immediately due to stressors of chemo, ect, ect..Heels up will take over briefly and then, She has to retire. Demo of choice now has the sympathy vote, reins of power.

[Texas resident]

I heard a great nickname for Karine Jean-Pierre on the radio today. French Dip.