[lump in the melting pot]

I honestly think I’d rather eat the bugs

[oblomov]

Recycled into garbage?

Why not recycle it into something useful?

[Mark]

Yummy!

[SaxxonWoods]

Go for it, liberals will love them. Virtue signaling made easy. Put a bowl of them on the dining table for your guests!

[chopperk]

A better possibility is to have SwiftBoat RearAdmiral John F’ing Kerry take those blades and shove them where the Sun don’t shine.

[CletusVanDamme]

Recycled as border wall panels?

[hinckley buzzard]

One can do all kinds of things in the laboratory that won’t work out in the outside world. Cost and scale being two of the major stumbling blocks for bright ideas.

[SERKIT]

They taste a little like eagle.

[jdsteel]

Too bad I have a fiberglass food allergy.

[Jyotishi]

Next they’ll be robbing graves to recycle the dead into . . .

[Irenic]

Gummy bears smell divine but are absolutely disgusting in my opinion.

My husband won’t like them tinkerin’ with the bear meat.

[Tilted Irish Kilt]

grundle :" To combat the waste, researchers designed a new form of resin. Digesting the resin in an alkaline solution produced potassium lactate,
which can be purified and made into sweets and sports drinks.
“We recovered food-grade potassium lactate and used it to make gummy bear candies, which I ate,” said John Dorgan, one of the authors of the paper."

You forgot to add:
And then two days later, Dorgan pooped out fiberglass bricks, suitable for housing ../s