Wind turbine blades could be recycled into gummy bears, scientists say

The Guardian ^ | 23 Aug 2022 | Chelsie Henshaw

[SERKIT]

They taste a little like eagle.

[jdsteel]

Too bad I have a fiberglass food allergy.

[Jyotishi]

Next they’ll be robbing graves to recycle the dead into . . .

[Irenic]

Gummy bears smell divine but are absolutely disgusting in my opinion.

My husband won’t like them tinkerin’ with the bear meat.

[Tilted Irish Kilt]

grundle :" To combat the waste, researchers designed a new form of resin. Digesting the resin in an alkaline solution produced potassium lactate,
which can be purified and made into sweets and sports drinks.
“We recovered food-grade potassium lactate and used it to make gummy bear candies, which I ate,” said John Dorgan, one of the authors of the paper."

You forgot to add:
And then two days later, Dorgan pooped out fiberglass bricks, suitable for housing ../s