[keving]

That story reminds me of getting up three in the morning when it’s below freezing to get some sandwiches and wind up meaning to Maga Nigerians with bleach and lynching rope. Go figure

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Don’t go to Philadelphia if you can avoid it.
Don’t go in downtown Philadelphia, unless required by law (jury, etc.)
Don’t drive yourself, if you can avoid it.
Don’t go at night ever.
Don’t go.

[dirtymac]

I suppose our communist government did not like what was being proposed so the Philippine government lawyer was committed to Arkancide.

Jumbled way of saying he was murdered on the way to the airport to keep him quiet and send a message.

[P.O.E.]

There are cameras at just about every traffic signal, so we may never know.

[Scrambler Bob]

Airline flights are dangerous to your health, and to the carbon of the planet.

[skr]

Sounds like someone didn’t want this prosecutor to get back to work.

[NWFree]

“Never did I imagine or dream that … the end of our vacation will be like this!” the mother wrote in a post accompanied by photos of her and her son happily posing up at landmarks in New York, Washington, DC and Philadelphia.”

Foreigners are completely ignorant on where NOT to go on a vacation 🤪

First thing any educated person would do is AVOID blue libtard cities and your chances of survival increase exponentially

[fidelis]

His mother was hospitalized with shrapnel wounds from shattered glass,

She was hit by shards of glass, not shrapnel. Shrapnel are fragments from a bomb or other explosion.