Weather is not climate. This reality will never be comprehended by the left, because they choose not to. Say, for instance they actually had “flood” drills, despite of all the vagaries and nonsense spouted, this seems like an actual reference to actual natural disaster. So? If the land will flood, send the kids home from school, and they never come back. That is a “Climate Change” drill.
Thereafter, parents and children can practice not reproducing, not using energy, and normally and forever after eating bugs, while living in cramped, tenement like high rises in crime ridden cities. That’ll do’er!
Hide under the desk for 9-1/2 years?
Climate disaster drill #2:
OK kids, the climate horn went off, so for today’s drill we’ll be turning up the heat in the classroom, so quickly put on your jackets and sweaters so we can all feel how others are suffering.
Hi.
You have been busy today. Thanks.
I’ll give you the ultimate climate disaster. A 350 kt nuke detonated over DC at 1000’
That is a climate disaster.
5.56mm
” National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration is forecasting that 2021 will be an above-normal hurricane season.”
Seems like they’ve been predicting that for the last 10 years.
“With the Atlantic hurricane season upon us, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration is forecasting that 2021 will be an above-normal hurricane season.”
We have had 5 named storms this year. Does anybody remember them? Elsa was supposedly a hurricane for a little while, but the others were barely thunderstorms. Claudette made a direct hit in my area and it was basically no worse than a good afternoon thunderstorm. Would anybody have even noted these a 150 years ago? “Scientists” measure stuff for 50 years on a multi billion year old planet and think they can determine a trend. It’s ridiculous.
Stop Drop and Roll ? LOL
How about government disaster drills? I’d say it’s time for one NOW.
Quick… under the desk. It’s 98 degrees outside.
ROFLMAO
AGW has become a paranoid apocalyptic cult.
Uhhhh…. We had tornado drills in oklahoma when I was a kid in the 60’s
“Humans can affect the entire earth’s climate” = “(2+2 = 5)”
Indoctrinate much? Was watching a movie last night some of which took place in communist Hungary which showed scenes of little kids being indoctrinated (in this case by singing some stupid song). Same thing here.
Climate disaster drills in school? For Hurricanes? Can the authors be more clueless?
Virtually everybody on the east & Gulf coasts already know the drill. There is plenty of early warning. You either evacuate or hunker down. Schools will be closed at least a day or 3 before landfall. There is nothing to drill in school. Duck & cover? Ha!
Anything the kids need to know about a hurricane strike they will learn as they load up the car to evacuate and as the family boards up the house. That is the best, most long lasting lesson they can learn.