[bigbob]

Jack Bauer already recovered it.

[hanamizu]

Pentagon puzzle: What if the nuclear ‘football’ goes missing?

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Maybe more importantly, what if the man whom the “football” follows mind goes missing?

[ThunderSleeps]

Only by the grace of God, and, perhaps the utter stupidity of the Trump supporters, the football did not fall into the hands of the Capitol Hill attackers.

Using sensational language are we? Ok, I've got your number...

Could some lunatic fringe Trump supporter have launched a nuclear attack?

Not likely, say experts, because such a person would not have the launch codes.

As in, you're more likely to win the Powerball than be able to guess the launch codes and proper sequence. Stupidly sensational. You could voluntarily give "the football" to random people on the street and there would be no more danger than giving it to a chimp.

Obviously the author is struggling for attention.

[higgmeister]

Only by the grace of God, and, perhaps the utter stupidity of the Trump supporters, the football did not fall into the hands of the Capitol Hill attackers.

This is the stupidest thing I've read in quite a while.   Unarmed Trump supporters visiting the Capitol were not a threat at all, especially not to our Nuclear Defense.

[Cobra64]

Stupid article. The codes are changed daily..

[foreverfree]

Why do I figure some of those nuke codes are worded straight outta Springfield? (yes Mr. Burns, that one)

Also, how many terms did the football's conceivers kick around (no pun intended) before settling on "football" and "biscuit?

ff

[Georgia Girl 2]

Give me a break! 🙄

[minnesota_bound]

Clinton lost it (sold it probably) and Biden would not know what it is with his mental state.