Tokyo Olympics organizers plan to distribute 160K condoms, tell athletes not to use them

The Hill ^ | 06/18/21 11:57 AM EDT | BY LEXI LONAS

[PROCON]

But homosexual butt sex is allowed because Bizarro World.

[metmom]

The Babylon Bee is having too much competition from reality.

[A strike]

Are the Olympics organizers suggesting that the athletes ‘f’ themselves ?

[dsrtsage]

What happens if all of the males get pregnant?

[Captain Peter Blood]

Unless you plan on locking these people in their rooms like children sex will happen.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Telling athletes to hone their cone alone ?

[cgbg]

Ordering young people not to have sex was tried in the Dark Ages—that is why they called them the Dark Ages!

;-)

[ChildOfThe60s]

You mean birthing persons

[ChildOfThe60s]

Telling athletes to hone their cone alone ?

There is one way to pull that off

[FreedomPoster]

I’m in ATL, and this was what we heard about the ‘96 games. Lots of young hot fit people all dumped together for a few weeks in a college dorm environment, and lots of getting together happens.

[shanover]

Olympics and World Cup are simply corrupt billion dollar sleaze fest.

[hecticskeptic]

160,000 works out to roughly 14 condoms per athlete.
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Probably made in China... have to be doubled up.

[matt04]

Where are the environmentalists? They’re handing out 160,000 condoms there’s a demand will never get used and just get tossed in the trash.

[matt04]

Why are they worried about Olympic athletes getting Rona? Of every demographic, is likely they won’t even know they have it.

[ladyjane]

Past olympics needed more condoms than that. The athletes try to wait until their event is over, then all hell breaks loose. You’ve got males and females who have been training for years and now they are ready to party. Ask anyone who was involved in cleaning up after the event. Lots of partying.

[Secret Agent Man]

Waiting for the american liberals to do this for me with firearms.

I will line up several times for that one.

Heres a gun. Dont use it.

[al baby]

A buddy of mine was in the 1996 Olympics won the Gold he said it was the biggest F Fest he ever saw

[al baby]

That is a big fat true!!!

[caww]