Here Are 24 Alternate Names For U.S. Army Forts And Military Bases

The Federalist ^ | June 11, 2020 | Anominous

[Alas Babylon!]

Fort Toby!

{cracks whip...}

[glorgau]

>Fort Toby!

>{cracks whip...}

How about Fort Jody? The name would go well with all of the marching cadences.

[Nextrush]

Fort Jane Fonda

[Alas Babylon!]

Did you ever see the original TV mini-series Roots

The joke was about when Kunte Kinte wouldn't accept his slave name until they whipped him almost to death?

[Robert TG]

Fort Epstein

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Fort the sluttiest Kardashian.

[Kaslin]

You can say that again.

[deadrock]

Fort Pacifist.

[taxcontrol]

I was listening to a friend rant about this. he was opposed and sarcastically proposed that the "Fort" be changed to "Post" and then named with American Indian names.

LOL, I could just see ... Post Apalachicola and a whole series of other difficult to pronounce names. I was then reminded that that would be appropriation of the Indian culture and would not be tolerated by the left. The left ruins everything.

His wife proposed naming the posts after Generals and Heros of the American Revolution. But I am sure that will cause some future conflict when the Revolution falls out of favor.