[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Will somebody please play “You Can’t Sit Down” by the Philip Upchurch Comb at the debates?

Also, you can play “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay” (watching time go away) for Barfbucket Joe. More relevant/appropos than any other song except “Hit the Road Joe” (and don’t come back no more, no more) or “I’m A Loser” by the Beatles.

[Erik Latranyi]

Democrats change debate rules so Joe Biden does not have to show up. He will win the debate without being there, just to prove how awesome he is.

[Eleutheria5]

I’ll get the highlights from Rush or Mark Steyn, depending who’s on on Tuesday. I can’t watch these things.

[duckman]

If he sits down won’t his speech be slurred? Just askin’.

[Sirius Lee]

Will the DNC change the rules so that dopey joe can read the pre-arranged answers that DNC wrote for him off cue cards as well?

[ScottinVA]

Too much for Biden’s declining level of energy... contrast that with Trump’s almost hyper-kinetic energy levels on the campaign trail.

[mabarker1]

Get one of those Teeter Inversion frame and some of the Boots to hang him upside down and watch him get all red faced then spin it around.

Or

Get one of those Spinning Wheels and play Darts or throwing Knives while he’s spinning.

[DAC21]

Sanders should remain standing at a podium. The visual of Bimentia sitting like the old doddering fool he is won't be a good look. Bidens trying to catch lightening in a bottle with a return to style of debate he had with Ryan and Palin. He was a classlees ass with his demented "Joker" laugh but at least his brain wasn't loaded with Amyloid plaque then like it is now.

[DAC21]

The only suspense for the next Debate is when does Tom Perez feed Bimentia’s Team the questions? I’m sure Tom will be meeting with that feral hog Bobo Brazille for pointers.