Chris Matthews invokes the Magic Mug theory.
It’s just a matter of time before someone superimpses that fart over Adam Schiffty’s “witnesses’” “testimony”. That will be AWEsome.
Eric Fartswell...
Swampsmell farted? I can’t tell anymore as every time a Democrat politician speaks, it’s all just $#!+ !!
Remember when Barney Frank did the same?
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2011/08/watch_barney_frank_possibly_fa.html
Infrared evidence!! He did it!! (sorry not on Youtube)
https://twitter.com/PolishPatriotTM/status/1196763163242455043
Seems the real whistleblower has revealed himself...
“It was not me!!!!!” he wrote.
Swalwell had better hope lying about a fart is not an impeachable offense.
Now they have to respond to our accusations!
Donkey says....
DAMN, Salwell, you ought to warn someone before you crack one off.
I think that pause is a little too soon to be in reaction to something he heard.
1.According to AOC, this legislative action moved up the end of the world by an entire day (please adjust your calendar).
2.Burger King said that its “Impossible Burgher” reduces such greenhouse gas emissions by 18 percent.
3.A whistleblower filed a report in which he swore that he heard from someone who heard from someone else that President Trump laughed when he saw the video.
4.SurveyMonkey asked a random sample of internet users who they thought did the deed: (A) Eric Swallwell, (B) Chris Matthews, (C) someone else.
5.Alex Jones said it was an inside job.
6.National Enquirer says it has a photo showing Ted Cruz’ father in the hallway.
7.Christine Ford remembers when Matt Kavanaugh did such a thing.
8.A professor at a liberal arts college notices that media reports failed to mention that Swalwell is white.
9.When the matter was brought to his attention, Robert Mueller asked if Swalwell is a Republican, because then he could be indicted for lying about it.
10.The French postmodern philosopher Jacques Derrida said it was beautiful.
Even better than the time NBC reporter Hallie Jackson had a big glob of snot hanging from her nose while she was reporting on air.
Of course, he farted. He was wiggling around to hold it and paused talking when it exploded. Rather than trying to lie his way out of it, he should have laughed.