Posted on 11/14/2019 7:18:13 PM PST by 11th_VA
You could be a vegan diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes, and has to maintain a strict Keto diet ...
I tried that too. The only question I have is would you want to kill yourself being a devout muslim, and a devout jew at the same time?
That’s what I thought. Even if you score 100 they tell you to give to those who are less fortunate. Who the heck is less fortunate than someone who scores the maximum?
And what the heck do you give? Any remaining functional limbs or organs you possess?
Not according to the test.
I STILL have to give because I am allegedly more privileged than 7% of the population, although I see no way of getting to 0.
I’m 100% almost offended and identify as a lamp post. I wonder if this will end up as a new test that manipulates IQ and SAT scores?
“As you can see below, intersectional scores are as diverse as the people they represent. The majority of people have low intersectional scores which mean they have more inherent privilege than others.”
So, most people are more privileged than the majority of other people.
Obviously, a satire site.
The comments below the quiz are great. Didn’t see a single one that wasn’t calling this out as BS. I guess I’m signed in on Yahoo or something because it recorded my ‘thumbs up’ to all of them.
You have TWO Kidneys, right ???
I was an 11, until I learned I was cysgender (who knew?), now I’m a 7; Need lose a few more pounds and save a bit more money.
Is your house paid off? I’m sure there’s a large Honduran family down on the border who would like it.
The way this test is rigged I’d still be more fortunate than 7% of the people if I only had one.
I guess I could still donate to the Soylent Green Project ... which will be vital to 100% of the (remaining) population if Sanders or Warren were to win the Oval Office.
“the theory that the overlap of various social identities, such as race, gender, and sexuality, define your level of systemic oppression”
Really, it’s just another caste system, with new players on top. “Oppression” is a euphemism for status and privilege.
When you have a facial deformity and your nose was ripped off your face making you look like Michael Jackson, and have a crooked face, and a big wound bump on your head, and have infected hernia mesh chemicals mixed with fecal matter coming out of your arse and mouth.. oh and then to top it off had a lucifer beast curse on your head for most of your life.. the world is not too accepting of ya.. big deal.. it’s not oppression... it’s frickin awesome. It’s awesome and nothing but gratitude cause the Holy Father and Holy Son took you by the hand and showed you the truth of the spiritual battle and had mercy on you. The more oppressed you are in the crap world the better off you are. You want good karma in this rathole? for what? to have a nice little life with the rest of the crowd and this fake image world? No thanks. Renounce it all.. and maybe the Holy Father will let us in the holy realms, where eternal freedom is.
They would just have to turn it over to an even less fortunate Ethiopian family who would have to turn it over to ...
I’m fairly certain this isn’t satire. If you scroll to the top, and hit the ‘Statistics’ button, there’s a ton of statistical charts.
4!
And I earned every bit of it. No guilt here.
FWIW, my maternal great-grandparents came over from Ireland during the Famine. We’ve got our “oppressed” ticket punched already.
Oh, I’m sure the authors of it take it dead seriously.
And they will be the former if they try to take it beyond this bigoted joke of a theory into practice.
You beat me. I am a 10.
Almost all of the sliders are based on stuff that you have no control over.
Their suggestions are to explore Judiam and Islam, and go crazy on the sex.
Of course, if you do the Islam thing, being a homo will get you stoned. I don’t need that kind of oppression, thank you.
The whole thing is worse than Catholic guilt.
You have a great perspective on life - the last shall be first.
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