Posted on 10/08/2019 3:05:06 PM PDT by buckalfa
The big Grabowski,. They arrested The Dude...
Well, I was referring to standard employment...
[looks like a tranny]
Yes it does.
[BIG waste of money - starting a turbine costs about $2,000. One cycle.]
Good heavens. That’s like Nully money!
If they do it right, he should have bled out well before he made it to the ER. Too Bad, so sad...
Start ‘er up!
A hippie with braids and a hyphenated name. Probably another over-medicated basement occupant.
“BIG waste of money - starting a turbine costs about $2,000. One cycle“
Not if they would have removed the guy at 250 feet.
Easy solution to the problem.
1. Start engine and go to full power.
2. Do not pull the collective but just spin at max rotation on the ground.
3. Offending object will be quickly dislodged from its hand.
4. Pull collective and go do your job.
5. After doing you job land and wash off remains of offending object from your chopper.
6. Repeat as necessary.
7. Go have a beer and debate with your chopper buddies how far offending objects were thrown from your chopper. Have another beer and a good nights sleep.
8. Offending objects will decline to do this again.
Hope the police check is Arizona police database. Might come up with something useful, making more of these acts felonious.
Yep - would have been interesting if they let a pilot get in and start the pre-check and get it to make a few sounds to make him to think it was getting ready to spin up....
Willie Nelson’s ‘missing’ son?
I was thinking just make like you don't notice him, climb aboard and say "Takeoff in 5 minutes". Flip some switches that would generate a hum, indicating a warm-up, but no rotation, Have a camera/cell phone ready and film him panicking. Upload to YouTube and have the world watch as he soiled himself in panic. The guy would never be able to show his face again.
Something along the line of these wannabe Rambos at :25.
Hint: When you're protesting at a slaughterhouse, don't lock yourself to a conveyor belt.
[Willie Nelson’s ‘missing’ son?]
Could be. Though I’m thinking it’s Greta Thunberg’s missing sister.
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