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Snake Slithers Out of Toilet, Bites South Florida Man
NBC 6 Miami ^ | May 28, 2019 | Anon

Posted on 05/29/2019 9:48:39 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom

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To: ProtectOurFreedom
:^) Source quality? It's a matter of scale. /rimshot

21 posted on 05/29/2019 10:34:46 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
"Snake Slithers Out of Toilet"

Oh, I thought another candidate was announcing getting into the 2020 presidential race...never mind.

22 posted on 05/29/2019 10:43:02 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. D)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Always a good idea to look before sitting down :)


23 posted on 05/29/2019 10:45:11 PM PDT by upchuck (No muzzy is fit to hold public office - their cult (religion) is incompatible with the Constitution.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Watched the Discovery Channel’s new program “Guardians of the Glades” last night. Dusty Crum is a snake hunter. First saw him on “Swamp People.” This was the first episode of the show, and they were out hunting female pythons...not just capturing them, but killing them so they can’t reproduce.


24 posted on 05/29/2019 10:48:05 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

“Florida Man” strikes again.................


25 posted on 05/29/2019 10:56:46 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
but FR pulled the plug on that with a curt “that’s trash”.

Is not the current version of FR censorship great?

26 posted on 05/29/2019 10:58:08 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: AlaskaErik

I hate when that happens.


27 posted on 05/30/2019 12:13:51 AM PDT by WWG1WWA (Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity." -Marcus Aurelius)
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To: Equine1952

BALL lol


28 posted on 05/30/2019 2:11:55 AM PDT by melsec (There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
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To: BykrBayb

LOL!

When pet rocks go bad.

/most boring snakes, ever


29 posted on 05/30/2019 3:05:39 AM PDT by Salamander (Death makes angels of us all, and give us wings where we once had shoulders, smooth as ravens' claws)
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They’re actually called Royal Pythons because of Cleopatra’s penchant for wearing them as “jewelry”.

“Ball Python” is from their courageous habit of literally balling up with their head tucked under themselves and just sitting there as a self defense mechanism.

The color combinations of BP morphs seems to be limitless and they are quite beautiful.

Sort of like God’s mega box of reptile crayons.

ALL of these incredible colors came from boring brown and black snakes captured in their home country.

http://www.worldofballpythons.com/morphs?

If Mendel had had these guys, we wouldn’t get so excited about mutant peas.


30 posted on 05/30/2019 3:19:15 AM PDT by Salamander (Death makes angels of us all, and give us wings where we once had shoulders, smooth as ravens' claws)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

WHEN WILL “Florida Man” GET ITS OWN ‘TOPIC’ ON FREE REPUBLIC???


31 posted on 05/30/2019 3:58:46 AM PDT by ReaganGeneration2
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

The snake was taken to the vet? What kind of an idiotic country have we become? Kill the damned snake. There are far too many snakes in south FLorida now.


32 posted on 05/30/2019 4:29:40 AM PDT by Machavelli (True God)
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To: AlaskaErik

” He could have been bitten in a place near where the sun don’t shine.”

Exactly. How many of us guys didn’t subconsciously cringe just a little reading the title....

“Snake Slithers Out of Toilet, Bites South Florida Man”


33 posted on 05/30/2019 5:03:11 AM PDT by moovova
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Ilan Omar gets around. She’s only 4 feet long, er, I mean tall, right?


34 posted on 05/30/2019 5:04:36 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.)
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Snake Slithers Out of Toilet, Bites South Florida Man

Too bad 0bama or Pete Buttplug weren't there to suck out any potential venom.

35 posted on 05/30/2019 5:20:33 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ('DEPLORABLE' Charter Member of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy - and DAMN Proud of it!.)
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