Posted on 04/05/2019 9:27:44 PM PDT by BeauBo
One simply cannot have a serious conversation about bovine flatulence. It’s not possible.
It’s tough enough having a serious conversation about AOC ... who is largely bovine and flatulent, by the way.
I call bulls**t on this.
CC
But what about goats? They fart too.
You’re nothing but a anti-goat-ite.
Racist deplorable pig. ....hmmmm...pig farts. ...
I’ve really gotta get a better night life.
Gorp.
Do you know what a Gorp is?
Well I’ll tell ya. ...
When taking a bath and you fart and you pop the bubble when it surfaces, you my friend are a Gorp.
Learned this from my Dad.
Just when we are told that dairy substitutes are not really healthy, now we are told cows cause climate change because they fart.
What about the millions of free roaming bison on the prairie before the white men came west? Didn’t they fart too?
My real concern is when the come after our dogs and cats. Will we be reduced to pet rocks?
A perfect topic for her !!!! May she discuss it forever. This will at least keep her away from anything serious
LOL
It’s “Cricket Face!’’
“AOC: ‘What We Need to Do is Have a Serious Conversation’ About Cow Flatulence”
No let’s have a funny discussion about yours that comes out your mouth.
I bet she’s ripped more methane than most cows eating late night in her Mexican bar. Maybe they should ban Mexican food.
Somebody on the Republican side must be paying this girl some YUGE MONEY.
I think she’s really a Clingon in disguise.
However, I wonder if acting, looking and sounding like a horse’s ass qualifies her as an expert on a cow’s ass.
She’s trying to win the annual “Dumb and Dumber” awards all by herself.
Go for it, girl. You’ve got as good a chance of winning them as any one.
LOL !!! Great minds think alike!
She wants everyone to stop eating beef to control cow farts. If everyone starts eating vegetarian, that merely transfers the fart production over to the humans.
If AOC would just stick her head up a cow’s rectum, I’m sure she could discover the solution.
This all would be hilarious if it weren’t deadly serious.
I’m fairly certainly most, if not all, land animals with stomachs release gases. What plans does she have for the cows, as well as the elephants, polar bears, etc.? Or are cows the ones with white milk privilege and must be dispatched?
Why not add Gas-X to their feed. Problem solved!
Bookmark
Googled “Do cows Fart” and it said “No. They burb. Puerto Ricans fart and shiite themselves all the time.”
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