Posted on 02/27/2019 11:09:21 PM PST by robowombat
That happens to me every so often. Maybe a few times a week.
[they joined the Islamic State by accident]
They got one of those mailers from a car dealer saying “Come on in and see what you’ve won!”?
I think this would make a great comedy....some naive and dimwitted wife running out on the happy-go-lucky Middle-Eastern Brit guy, and arriving in Syria at the beginning of a civil war.
Chevy Chase comeback vehicle ? “National Lampoon’s ISIS Vacation !”
The British government firmly acknowledges that every Muslim has the right to worship who they want, express their beliefs to others, and kill someone. Those who object are racists and should be executed by them.
they joined the Islamic State by accident
Hate when that happens
This is why you don’t answer robo-calls.
They thought it was a sweepstakes.
Ha haaaaaa! Muslim women who miss their independence! O, my aching sides. Where do people come up with this stuff?
Did their dog eat their homework, too?
I hate it when daughters get pregnant on holiday. Too much partying!
“This is why you don’t answer robo-calls.”
They thought they were buying an extended warranty on their camel.
They “joined by accident”...yeah, that’s the ticket! Joined by accident!
“That happens to me every so often. Maybe a few times a week.”
Really, who among us has not occasionally inadvertently joined up with a terrorist organization for a few years, every now and then?
It is all to easy to overlook the subtle cues that life has changed somewhat as part of ISIS, from it was in a mosque in a sharia-compliant London. Often its only the poorer quality of the local fish and chips which raises peoples’ suspicions, that they are no longer living in a Western Democracy.
“According to the family, a relative told them they were going on holiday to Turkey but from there they “ended up in Syria”.
“I don’t know how, it’s never been explained to me.”
They claimed they had tried to escape but had been unsuccessful.”
Reportedly, they were fearful of of leaving without their asses, but were unable to find them with both hands in the dark, to make their getaway, during those first few years.
And if Tommy Robinson makes a peep, they'll SWAT him and throw him back into durance vile.
And of course, now that there are a couple of mini-ISIS brats toddling around the UK, their terrorist fathers have to be allowed in as well. The Brits are utterly stupid.
I remember when my buddy’s now ex-wife accidentally had an affair with one of his best friends.
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