[McGruff]

No word if he had already voted or not.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Another one of them exotic pets.

(Initially, I thought the people involved were too stupid to know an alligator when they saw one. These days, that’s alwasy possible.)

[piasa]

Florida authorities have caught a huge lizard that has terrified residents of a suburban Miami neighborhood for months

...and when they cut its stomach open expecting to find missing cats and chuhuahuas, instead they found a Broward County ballot box!

[MileHi]

Florida authorities have caught a huge lizard that has terrified residents of a suburban Miami neighborhood for months.

So nobody had a .22 rifle?

[packrat35]

Well I was finally able to catch a kitten my wife recently adopted at the shelter. It was crying so much in the box home, she tried to comfort it in the car and it got out.

Apparently while looking for it at home, it escaped the car for two days. When I got home last night, I could hear her crying and lonely. Finally located her, but she wouldn’t come to me and ran and hide under cars, then in the bushes, etc.

I was finally able to catch her by leaving the front door open and she finally, slowly crept into the house and I was able to catch her then.

She has since settled down and is quite comfy in her new diggs.