The two most important inventions in all of history

My email | 7 July 2018

[trebb]

Man and Woman - w/o them none of the rest have meaning or existence.

[zeugma]

In all seriousness, beer was one of the greatest discoveries of man. One of the oldest examples of writing that exists is a Sumerian tablet that contains a recipe for beer. Not only does the production of beer encourage farming and other useful arts, the process of beer production, and the alcohol contained therein kills bad microbes. For most of man's history it has been safer to drink beer than water, especially in cities. Therefore beer enabled us to live together in larger groups than might otherwise be the case.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

[gigster]

So, besides that,what have the Romans done for Us?

[dfwgator]

Do - The stuff that buys me beer.
Ray - The guy who sells me beer.
Me - The guy who drinks the beer.
Fa - The distance to my beer.

So - I think I’ll have a beer
La - La la la la la beer.
Ti - No thanks, I’m drinking beer

That will bring us back to......D’oh!