'Emotional Support Animals' Proliferate at Yale (snowflakes moving dogs into the dorms)

The Yale Daily News ^ | Apr 26, 2018 | Jacob Sweet |

[Mrs. B.S. Roberts]

Speaking of graduating, what happens when these snowflakes can’t bring their so-called “support animals” to work? I thought college was where you learned to be on your own.

Hell, I’d like my dog under my desk. I’d be a lot happier at work with Charley under my desk curled up in his bed.
Although, I admit I’d be angry if my co-worker’s Mastiff went after my small dog. Productivity would decrease with everyone outside walking their dogs. Picture trying to get a cat off the file cabinets......

[zeugma]

(I refused to believe the “support peacock” story until I read it at some main media outlets...and I STILL suspected it was satire!)

Me too. When I first saw it, I laughed out loud and looked for a reference to the Onion. Guess I'm just not crazy enough for this world anymore. I think the folks at the Onion ought to just give it up, as 'reality' has already exceeded anything they can write.

[rlmorel]

"...'reality' has already exceeded anything they can write..."

I have felt that way for some years now.

Darn it.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Picture trying to get a cat off the file cabinets......

An easy shot. "A target rich environment" I think they call it.

[Gennie]

I should clarify in that the ones I’d consider “emotional support” would possibly fall under a service animal definition, not someone that’s bored and just needs a cuddle.

[BlueLancer]

I wonder if they would allow me to keep my Grey Goose as a support animal?

[Deplorable American1776]

Dear Yale...I would like to know if I could bring my emotional support animal with me to college...It is a giraffe, a Rhino or a Rat...or I might bring a Cobra. Ok?

Signed A snowflake... 😁