Flash forward to the inevitable dispatch from agents:
Tom and Lance have decided to consciously uncouple and have nothing but great mutual admiration and affection for one another and their beloved offspring (gender authentication declined). They would ask that you respect their privacy at this brief time before they start hitting the clubs again. Thank you for your kind support!
Someone pass the airsick bag ... the magnum-sized one ...
We are way down the rabbit hole, at this point.
Sickening. Disgusting.
Last I heard, men can’t have babies.
I had to read parts of this article, twice, just to make sure I wasn’t misreading. Wish I hadn’t...
So who the hell is pregnant?! Not Tom and not Dustin. WTF?!
I have had male friends of mine exclaim how excruciatingly painful a kidney stone can be. I would love to be present when either of these retards HAS A BABY.
A young lady went to her doctor complaining that she was not feeling well, especially in the mornings. The doc examined her and told her that she was pregnant. She replied that this was impossible because all her sexual activity was limited to annal intercourse therefore it was not possible for her to be pregnant. The doc replied, “Yes you can. Where do you think lawyers come from?”
Question: If they’d said “Olympian Tom Daley and screenwriter Dustin Lance Black are planning to adopt their first child” would it be less objectionable?
For a second there, I thought the baby was going to come out his butt.
The infant will be medium brown and try to take its first breath under water. But the odor of its breath is foul and a clock-wise whirlpool will drag in down through pipes that run under the roads and end up in some solid waste plant. “Oh well.. says the bride, we’ll just have to try again tomorrow morning.”
NOOOOOOOOO!! A WOMAN is giving birth to a POOR CHILD that will be ADOPTED by this HOMOSEXUAL COUPLE....and GOD IS NOT PLEASED!
NOPE....these homos are going to force an innocent child into a sick and sorry situation.
From the article....
Daley, 23, and Black, 43, began their romance in 2013 after meeting through mutual friends, before tying the knot in an outdoor ceremony in May 2017.
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Where are the hypocrite media that have fits over the age diff between POTUS and FLOTUS??????
Handmaid’s Tale coming true.....
A man cannot have a husband.
“they are having a baby...”
Yeah, and pigs are flying out of my butt.