A prankster, Chan4, being bold Invented a story and told McCain and a few That his tall tale was true And then left himself out in the cold.
Sucks. I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ws0GIKIoIY
My teacher told me I should never tell a lie.
Because a lie will bring you trouble, sure as pie.
It’s an awful thing to do,
And it’s true, as true, as true,
You’ll get caught and then you’ll start to cry.
You’ll have a horrid, painful pounding in your head.
And you will feel your face get hot and turn bright red.
Then your heart will start to thump.
In your throat, you’ll get a lump.
And you feel so bad, you’ll wish that you could
Lie right down and die!
You’re much better off to never tell a lie!
Not even sometimes!
Remember, never, ever tell a lie!
When you tell one lie, it leads to anotherSo you tell two lies to cover each other
Then you tell three lies and, Oh Brother,
You're in trouble up to your ears!So you tell four lies to try to protect you
Then you tell five lies so folks won't suspect you
Then you tell six lies and you'll collect
A life filled with worries and fears
'Cause you can't remember how many lies you've told
And half the things you say aren't true
And sometime you'll slip up, you'll trip up and then
Whatever will become of you?So you lie and lie without even trying
And each lie you tell will keep multiplying
'Till the whole wide world will know you're lying
Then you'll be
Suspected
DetectedRejected
Neglected
Disliked
And you should!
When you lie, you're
closing the doorOn everything good