Perez Hilton Suffers Hilarious Election Night Mental Meltdown

NewsBusters ^ | November 9, 2016 | P.J. Gladnick

[PJ-Comix]

I knew this would happen. Celebrity mental meltdowns over Trump's election. MORE to come!

[BenLurkin]

That guy would have a meltdown if his frappe was warm.

[dfwgator]

That’s the thanks Trump gets for hiring him to be a judge for the Miss Universe Pageant.

[EinNYC]

How could this be? To have a mental meltdown, you need a mental. And Perez Hilton’s cranium is merely a void. I once called his radio program and told him he was a protozoan, pond scum.

[mainestategop]

How about his cousin Paris? What did Stupid whore barbie have to say? Did she have a fit?

[2ndDivisionVet]

Try to imagine this individual being a celebrity 100 or 200 years ago.

[Secret Agent Man]

Lotta duct tape holding his head together.

[IronJack]

Oh, gee. Another fairy has the vapors. Whatever SHALL we do?? Quick, James: the smelling salts.

[tanuki]

Thank God this wasn’t video!

[MagUSNRET]

Do I REALLY need to look at an hysterical queer melting down? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NOPE!!

[Secret Agent Man]

Make sure to record this for future educational,purposes about hysterical liberals when things do not go their way.

[Vendome]

Already heard similar sentiments from friends in Hollywood.

Yawn.

Real Estate is going to go to shit?

Everything goes in cycles.

[Nifster]

Cognitive dissonance

[Secret Agent Man]

These people suffer losses with all the grace of a rancid ox fart.

[Reily]

When I glanced at the headline I mentally put a “r” where the “l” was in the 3rd word. I then discovered the article was much less interesting then I initially thought!

Well it does have to do with Paris Hilton!

[Fungi]

This retromingent, immoral jackass does not deserve the time of day, or a thread on FR.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

[Billthedrill]

I guess we shouldn’t tell him about the re-education camps, huh.

[Roger Kaputnik]

Perez Hilton: F.A.G.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Mental breakdown? How would one know the difference?