[AngelesCrestHighway]

Ass cheeks and wine! What more could life offer? Do they wipe down those chairs after each sitting?

[Cementjungle]

eating experience, free from the trappings of modern life

No cell phones, candlelight all sounds very nice... but I really don't consider my clothes to be "trappings of modern life". Clothes have been around for a very long time I think.

[Nachoman]

Waiter: “Sir, we’re closed. You need to leave now.”

Customer: “I can’t. I’m stuck to the vinyl seat.”

[Ditter]

This is disgusting!

I used to take life drawing, that means the subjects are nude. There were chairs and pillows in the studio that the models sat on. I would not touch one of those pillows for anything.

[N9841A]

I can see it now, your table is facing the lady with her snatch hanging down like a pee coat sleeve, and you are told that there are no other tables available. Happy dining.

[Ronald_Magnus]

“Here’s the pizza, and HERE’S the pepperoni”.

[Rockpile]

Are the cooks and other hired hands clothed?

[Kudsman]

As you are seated, the garçon ambles over to take your order. Your head is about waist high to him. That ain’t kosher in my book!

[fatez]

Waiter, there is a hair in my soup...

[californian by choice]

the cook and his assistants are naked too?

[Rebelbase]

Waitress, what’s the fly doing in my soup?

“Well, it’s not doing the backstroke because it’s hanging onto a floating pube”.

[Whitebread]

I like eating out, clad.