Humans could evolve webbed feet if sea levels rise, scientist claims

Telegraph ^ | January 13, 2016 | Sarah Knapton

[Salamander]

And you shall all kneel before your queen.

:)

[Repeal The 17th]

Yes, and I would like to see your elegant tail.

[lewislynn]

People will be born with webbed feet when Ted Cruz is elected President.

[Salamander]

[shibumi]

I don’t need webbing.

My shoe size is 14EEEE.

[Mastador1]

I already have my elegant tail, for swimming.

Adapt or die.

Silly me I spent my youth chasing after beautiful tail, not adapting!

[Repeal The 17th]

making me hot

[Salamander]

Tokyo fears a visit from you.

[Salamander]

It *is* a glorious tail, is it not?

And so smooth, supple and sinuous....

:)

[Salamander]

Well, that’ll learn ya!

;D

[Repeal The 17th]

ooh baby

[pluvmantelo]

The last living Lamarckian.

[Repeal The 17th]

all in good fun :-)

[shibumi]

I’ve been working on my purposeful grimace and terrible sound while pulling spitting high tension wires down.

I love hearing the screams of the helpless people on subway trains.

It’s late and I’m bored. Think I’ll pick up a bus and throw it down as I wade through buildings to the center of town.

[uglybiker]

And leftists will have webbed feet from interbreeding with each other.

[equaviator]

When should I start thinking about buying mittens instead of gloves?

[shibumi]

Gary, Indiana. Early August of ‘47, near as I can figure.

[momincombatboots]

Hasn’t worked in the bayous... And the. Himalayas will melt by 2035... Smart people.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Lol!

Maybe a business opportunity.

: )

[fedupjohn]

And could of finished my journery to stupidity if I didn’t quit college!