Homeland Security seeks thieves who stole 43 propane tanks

Fox News ^ | December 24, 2015 | Associated Press

[Graybeard58]

Has Hank Hill been notified yet?

Coulda been him stealing them though. If he’d blow up a Mega-Lo Mart, it wouldn’t be beneath him to steal a few propane tanks.

[Ozark Tom]

Fuel-air explosives (FAE)

[nascarnation]

43 tanks (and I assume these are bigger than a home bbq 20 gal) makes for a pretty big inventory. Somebody needed a decent size truck and a place to put ‘em.

[realcleanguy]

Check cars and trucks with Hillary or Obama stickers and you’ll find the thieves

[batterycommander]

Are there any pig...er, goats, missing?

[Mr. M.J.B.]

Or maybe there’s a black market for propane tanks...in winter...for those former middle class folks who’ve had their lives destroyed by the communist, muslim, sodomy-in-chief and his fellow double d-bags, collectively known as USGOV.

Heat, hot food, survival.

Death to tyranny.

[libstripper]

My condolences. I suspect you recently suffered a horrible TBA from which you are still recovering.

[umgud]

Yeah, I’m down to just slingshots and pellet guns.

[PIF]

And cellphones ...

[USCG SimTech]

Hell cannons:

https://www.google.com/search?q=hell+cannons&espv=2&biw=1897&bih=943&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiLitbg6vXJAhWC7yYKHZ5LDU8QsAQIOA

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Shouldn’t the DHS be looking at their own 72 employees who are on the terrorist “no fly” list?

[editor-surveyor]

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You will greatly brighten up your life if you put a bullet through a 125 gallon propane cylinder.

Your heirs may have a difficult time recognizing your remains though.

[editor-surveyor]

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5375 gallons to be exact?

Wow are we being well protected!

[jch10]

No video? Most places have it now.

[traumer]

DIRKA - DIRKA !

[mrsmith]

They can rule out “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy” fans...

[daisy12]

Police have also released surveillance video showing two men pulling up to one of the businesses in a Ford Escape and a 1990s Dodge or Chrysler minivan.

Police say some of the tanks could hold as much as 100 pounds of propane.

43 tanks can fit into a minivan?

[The Antiyuppie]

Your government “can’t find” 12 million illegal aliens, what are the chances of these idiots finding even one of these.

[CPT Clay]

things are getting bad.

[DaveA37]

Pray to God that we find those tanks before all hell comes raining down on us in the form of Hell Tanks.

If you find or see them, put a shell through them from a great distance. Be sure to wait for the Muslim crowd to draw near to the tanks before firing to insure maximum effect.