[dearolddad]

Now I know why she has two sets of lips: She can pi*s and moan at the same time.

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-- Melissa, I am your mother.
-- No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!
-- Search your feelings; you know it to be true!
-- NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!!!
-- Melissa, it is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as mother and daughter! Come with me to the White side. It is the only way.