Bimbos are attracted because he's inherited money ... he's an expert in important causes like global warming and protecting the Hudson River ... he's a libtard democrat political activist ... he's only been busted for heroin once ... he's only divorced one wife ... he's only killed one wife ... he's only fathered six kids ... and he's a Kennedy stud!
I hope her prenup specified that all ropes are to be removed from the compound and that the compound stays rope-free.
The picture of Cheryl shows she qualifies as a Kennedy with her toothsome smile.