Russian Volunteers For First Human Head Transplant Operation

Radio Free Europe / Radio Liberty (RFE/RL) ^ | April 15, 2015 | Based on reporting by Mail Online, Medical News Today, and RT

[DUMBGRUNT]

The dear leader has an abundance of hollow head followers.
Out of the many, there are some top physical specimens.

Simply select color, shape,size,sex...
Our dear leader will send him over for a small fee.

[Victor]

"....You might as well try to attach a human head to a pig body, it’s ridiculous....."

But this has already been done and the result is running for President of the United States....

[glennaro]

The Russian scientist, tired of the size of his large head, simply does not understand the old joke (i.e., he just wants a "little head") ... or perhaps he thinks this is a path to a promotion in the marxist system (i.e., he wants to "get a-head".)

OK, OK -- let my beatings begin ....

[Mark17]

Simply select color, shape,size,sex...

I have to admit, I did not think of it till you mentioned it, but I wonder if the dude can have his head transplanted onto a female's body? Then he would know.....oh, never mind. 😄😀😃🙉🙈🙊

[aquila48]

This will only create an economic incentive for ISIS to carry out more beheadings.

[aquila48]

Why isn’t it called a body transplant?

[going hot]

Easy peasy. Simply follow Isis around. Plenty of headless bodies, and fresh, mostly Christian.

[DPMD]

Head transplant surgeon imports medical consultants from ISIS.