Will his tombstone be a Pet Rock?
Instead of throwing dirt into the grave they will dump pet rocks.
I guess after all these years I can finally confess: I’m a serial killer.
I like to drown rocks.
Warning: this next part is gruesome. Those of a squeamish nature should stop reading.
My “type” was flat-surfaced rocks of a medium build. My technique was to grab the victim between thumb and forefinger. Bending low, I’d fling the victim into the abyss with a side-arm motion, imparting some spin if possible. I’d look on their watery grave with satisfaction if there were multiple splashes on the surface.
There. I feel so much better now.
Michael Jackson “Rock with You”
[1st Verse]
Girl, Close Your Eyes
Let That Rhythm Get Into You
Don’t Try To Fight It
There Ain’t Nothin’ That You Can Do
Relax Your Mind
Lay Back And Groove With Mine
You Got To Feel That Heat
And We Can Ride The Boogie
Share That Beat Of Love
[Chorus]
I Wanna Rock With You (All Night)
Dance You Into Day (Sunlight)
I Wanna Rock With You (All Night)
We’re Gonna Rock The Night Away
[2nd Verse]
Out On The Floor
There Ain’t Nobody There But Us
Girl, When You Dance
There’s A Magic That Must Be Love
Just Take It Slow
‘Cause We Got So Far To Go
When You Feel That Heat
And We’re Gonna Ride The Boogie
Share That Beat Of Love
[Chorus]
I Wanna Rock With You (All Night)
Dance You Into Day (Sunlight)
I Wanna Rock With You (All Night)
We’re Gonna Rock The Night Away
[Bridge]
And When The Groove Is Dead And Gone (Yeah)
You Know That Love Survives
So We Can Rock Forever, On
[Refrain]
I Wanna Rock With You
I Wanna Groove With You
I Wanna Rock With You
I Wanna Groove With You
[Chorus]
I Wanna Rock (All Night) With You Girl (Sunlight)
Rock With You, Rock With You Girl (Yeah)
(All Night)
Dance The Night Away
[Chorus]
I Wanna Rock With You (Yeah) (All Night)
Rock You Into Day (Sunlight)
I Wanna Rock With You (All Night) Rock The Night Away
Feel The Heat Feel The Beat Rock You Into Day (Sunlight)
I Wanna Rock - Rock The Night Away
RIP.
Ping
His favorite game was Rock Paper Scissors.
Because, you know, Rock beats both Paper and Scissors. Rock flies right through Paper!