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Woman Turns 40, Marries Herself
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| 1/29/15
| Elizabeth Armstrong Moore
Posted on 01/29/2015 12:38:35 PM PST by McBuff
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Like what is said about a person who defends himself in court having an idiot for a client. . .the same could be said here.
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:38:35 PM PST
by
McBuff
To: McBuff
There is a very coarse suggestion for how she can consummate this marriage.
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:39:50 PM PST
by
henkster
(Do I really need a sarcasm tag?)
To: McBuff
She needs to consumate the marriage, so I guess she needs to go F herself.
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:40:28 PM PST
by
Cowboy Bob
(They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
To: McBuff
This might be an indication of why she can’t find “true love”.
just a thought
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:40:47 PM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: McBuff
If she goes out with a man will she be cheating on herself?
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:41:26 PM PST
by
Slyfox
(To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
To: henkster
: )
Obama would have done this too, but he married a “beard” in order to maintain his political viability.
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:41:39 PM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: henkster
Yeah, I was going to make some comment about the wedding night consummation, myself.
To: McBuff
Oh please ..
she married BOB
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:42:08 PM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but, they're true)
To: McBuff
When a mirror becomes your only Life Partner, that is what completely giving up on romance can look like.
To: McBuff
“You may now apply a battery-powered device to the bride.”
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:43:22 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Je suis Charlie, you miserable Islamist throwbacks!)
To: henkster
how she can consummate this marriage... ummm.... I think they've been living together for awhile now.
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:43:43 PM PST
by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: McBuff
Well at least she could have sex with somebody she loved.
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:43:54 PM PST
by
AU72
To: knarf
Bad move on her part.... If she winds up getting a divorce, her ex is going to get half.
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:44:02 PM PST
by
Klemper
To: McBuff
“as it is not legal to marry oneself”
I hadn’t really thought about it, but I’d bet that this situation is so absurd that there actually isn’t a law against it.
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:44:09 PM PST
by
VanShuyten
("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
To: McBuff
I wonder how many people were dumb enough to give her a gift.
.
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:44:34 PM PST
by
Mears
To: henkster
To: Klemper
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:44:49 PM PST
by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: McBuff
Why didn’t she just try to make a lesbian, polyamorous threesome with Annalise Parker and her wife?
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:44:56 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Je suis Charlie, you miserable Islamist throwbacks!)
To: McBuff
We have become The United States of Freakshow.
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:45:03 PM PST
by
SpaceBar
To: McBuff
Waiting for the upcoming ‘divorce’ notices.
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posted on
01/29/2015 12:45:05 PM PST
by
Carriage Hill
( Some days you're the windshield, and some days you're the bug.)
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