Hillary Hires Coke Marketing Exec [Trying to sell Hillary]

The Weekly Standard ^ | January 10, 2015 | DANIEL HALPER

[Erik Latranyi]

Have a Hillary and smile!
(or you will be shot!)

[TexasCajun]

New Hillary??

Wasn't New Coke an admission it was losing the Soda War?

[blaveda]

It doesn’t take Freepers long to score a classic post!

[wally_bert]

My favorite of this thread so far. Flesh out the rest and get a few people to sing it and up to Youtube.

[onedoug]

What could go wrong?

[exit82]

Like Coke, Hillary can take the paint right off a car.

[The_Media_never_lie]

The sound of her voice is like fingernails on the chalkboard to me.

[Jack Hydrazine]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Opinionated Blowhard]

New Coke, New Hillary! What difference does it make??

[ExCTCitizen]

New Hillary? I hope it is a success as ‘NEW COKE’ was. New Coke flopped...

[kevkrom]

What they’ll try to sell us: “New Hillary”
What we’ll actually get: “Hillary Zero”

[Resolute Conservative]

LOL

[twister881]

Hillary slogans that won’t cut it:

1. The PIAPS That Refreshes

2. Have a Hillary And a Smile

3. The Cold, Crisp Taste of Hillary

4. Things Go Better With Hillary

5. She’s the Real Thing

[Alex Murphy]

Hillary slogans that won’t cut it

"What difference at this point could she make?"

[anoldafvet]

Is this sort of like “Polishing a Turd”? The Mythbusters tried that and failed.

[WayneS]

OH!!!

Coca-Cola!

For a minute, there...

[WayneS]

“Say hello to my fat-ankled friend!”

[matginzac]

We all need to be careful of consuming large, sugary sodas....ahem.

[1Old Pro]

Coke makes me sick to my stomach, just like hillary. The GOP needs someone younger and the juxtiposition with Hillary will be enough to win in a landslide.