Statement from Michael Brown’s family and attorneys: ‘Beyond outraged’

WaPo ^ | 08/15/14

[Ray76]

Sure. Then the mob can locate him and kill him.

[x1stcav]

I have lost sympathy and empathy for ‘people of color’.

How many times do we hear that the recently deceased was starting to turn his life around.

BS

If a 290 pounder rolls up on me (which isn’t likely as I live at almost 10,000’ and oxygen is scarce up here), I will likely consult immediately with my MD, Doctor Ruger.

[Zeppo]

Translation:

“The truth is racist.”

[petercooper]

I mean really. What about a weak-arm robbery?

[mrsmel]

I lost that a long time ago. Most of these incidents are people just looking to get paid, that’s their only interest in any “justice” from the looters to the sperm and egg donors. Hence my tagline.

[pogo101]

Is there a version in English?

All kidding aside, this is terrible writing. The problems start with the second word — “prolonged” instead of “delayed” — and get worse from there. “[T]he alleged information”?

[Organic Panic]

Wait until the dashcam recording is released.

[cripplecreek]

Well, time to finish burning the town.

[BunnySlippers]

They took a statement from a young black male who scoffed at the robbery thing. He said if Officer Wilson is not charged with murder, the protests will start up again.

Anything in store tonight, I wonder.

[lepton]

Sounds like:
I object!
On what grounds, counselor?
Because it’s devastating to my case.

[lepton]

“Here’s a photo of the witness that got away.”