The Scary Reason Some Men Like Guns Better Than Women (Barf Alert)

New York Magazine ^ | Ann Friedman

[ChicagahAl]

“...women are on the receiving end of so much intimate gun violence...”

Idiocy.

[Rummyfan]

Ms Friedman dad a hissy fit and decided to print it. Provides verification of the fact that libs have no sense of humor.

[Rummyfan]

She needs to buy a clue. Men name all kinds of inanimate objects after women. It ain’t just guns, darling.

I named my Harley Alison. The in-the-flesh Alison tried to kill me once. Harley Alison twice!

[Secret Agent Man]

my handgun doesn’t break stuff that i then have to fix.

my handgun doesn’t yammer on and on just to hear itself talk.

my handgun doesn’t conversationally ambush me

my handgun doesn’t ask me questions that aren’t really questions.

[Mark17]

I bet she doesn’t let a man, period.

You are probably right. I won't ask the obvious question.

[nickcarraway]

Ugh, figures it was Sinkspur. Feel sorry for his wife, if he has one.

[nickcarraway]

Very good Freudian slip, there.

[Secret Agent Man]

lotsa ships named after women. how awfully sexist, and how she ignored this i don’t know.

[Secret Agent Man]

she forgets women have made why shoes are better than men lists, why shopping is better than men lists, why cats are better than men lists, etc.

she needs to grow up and deal with humor. laugh it off b/c you gals do the same crap, honey.

[MamaB]

Yep. My late husband had a name for his bass boat. He and a friend built it at another friend’s boat company.

[gitmo]

My handgun has never asked me if this holster makes it look fat.

You cannot survive that question unscathed.

[gitmo]

In the good ole days hurricanes were named after women.

[Smokin' Joe]

Sorry, Ann, but I was busy ordering my goldfish a bicycle.

Now, what was that?

[Beagle8U]

“LOL.... 43 reasons why dogs are better than women.”

Well, I did have a black lab once that would put empties in the trash and bring me another beer. She would also...

Bring me the TV guide if I snapped my fingers and pointed at the TV.

Bring me an ashtray ( yes, even a full one without spilling it) if I made a motion like flicking an ash with my hand.

She was also the best birddog in three counties!

[BuckeyeTexan]

My handgun never asks me if its butt looks too big in its holster.

[BuckeyeTexan]

I’ve never uttered the word “darling” in my life. ;p

[BuckeyeTexan]

Magic 8 Ball says Yes!

[BuckeyeTexan]

I know, right?

[BuckeyeTexan]

I dated a bass fisherman for a while. He and his friends all named their boats. It was a competition to see who could come up with the best name every time one of them got a new boat. They also named their rods & reels.

[kearnyirish2]

“laugh it off b/c you gals do the same crap, honey.”

I can only surmise that women like this are the target audience for the article ran last week in the Wall Street Journal, about the joy of cooking for pets (really).