White House looks to regulate cow flatulence as part of climate agenda

The Daily Caller ^ | March 28,2014 | MICHAEL BASTASCH

[wildbill]

It’s easy to formulate a regulation. How do they propose to enforce it?

And how can farmers and ranchers attempt to comply? Bean-O for cows?

[The_Media_never_lie]

This is satire, right? Please tell me it isn’t real.

[maine-iac7]

this man is seriously deranged...

[moose07]

There is an obsession with Farting:

http://www.theage.com.au/news/climate-watch/quest-to-make-cattle-fart-like-marsupials/2007/12/06/1196812922326.html

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/theasiafile/8718878/Plugging_cow_farts_key_to_climate_change_battle_in_Australia/

http://sciencenordic.com/disappointed-scientists-damn-kangaroos-fart-methane

[dearolddad]

I’m going to buy a boat load of BEENO first thing Monday morning.

[dearolddad]

Should be BEANO!

[DaveA37]

Well, my first thought was they need to stop breathing air because what each of them “exhausts” more flatulence when they speak than an entire herd of cows on fresh grass.

[miss marmelstein]

Radical leftists are not a large group - but as you say, they have enormous influence because they never shut up, never take no for an answer and guilt guileless people into believing their pernicious ideas.

He who controls the food supply, controls the population!

[ConorMacNessa]

America demands Justice for the Fallen of Benghazi!

O stranger, tell the Lacedaemonians that we lie here, obedient to their command.

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[Georgia Girl 2]

No more milk or steak for the proletariat. :-)

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Some experts say 100 liters to 200 liters a day… while others say it’s up to 500 liters… a day.

And yet they're all considered experts.