Posted on 03/24/2014 10:10:45 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Stupid is as stupid does.
Thank God we have something to blame besides George Bush.
Freegards
LEX
How Captain Planet of them.
So is everything now blamed on global warming? Even a missing airplane?
MH370: Families Called to Urgent Meeting; Malaysia Press Conference 10 a.m. EDT 3/24/14
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3136667/posts
MALAYSIAN AUTHORITIES: The Plane Crashed With No Survivors
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3136697/posts
Malaysia Grand Prix pushes grieving families of jet passengers from hotel
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3136731/posts
Officials Say Missing Malaysia Airlines Plane “Ended in the Southern Indian Ocean”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3136711/posts
Since everything bad is caused by Global Warming, they had to get to this premise. It’s a given.
Dude!!!!
This is how the kooks think on the left. The Republicans are guilty of climate change. The missing Malaysian plane was caused by climate change. Therefore the Republicans are responsible for the missing plane.
I’m certain that climate change was involved; but, it wasn’t a direct causal link. Climate change threw off critical atmospheric conditions, over a hidden island in the south pacific. That, in turn, threw off the paramaters of a secret experiment in time travel. The missing plane flew over the island at just the wrong time. There are likely survivors on that island; but, we’ll never find the island.
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
Mother Jones. Of course.
What idiocy.
WORLD NEWS Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Ended in Indian Ocean, Prime Minister Says
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3136787/posts?page=4#4
So, Algore and the looney liberals are directly responsible for this tragedy. There, I fixed it.
It’s not low-information voters, it’s no-information voters.
Semi-Satire? No.
Most of us have learned to look at the link source name to avoid making some furious comments about a satirical and obviously off the wall attempt to skewer the nonsense the Left and their media and academic drones commit every day. It's embarrassing to become worked up over what amounts to a joke.
In this case, it should be satire. The Luddites who go around ginning up fears about the planet (the f***ing Planet!) being irreparably harmed by anything humans can do short of us setting off a string of cobalt bombs around the globe has become an exercise in shark jumping. It's actually kind of fun watching these people lose what little sanity they started out with as it dawns on them that they've lost the argument.
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