“Continued global cooling poses a risk of rapid, drastic changes in our phony baloney jobs, a pseudo-scientific panel warned Tuesday, citing the possible collapse of federal funding, the potential for career stagnation and the threat of immense numbers of unemployed academicians selling pencils on the street.
“The reality is that we may be facing charges of science fraud,” said James W. C. “Whatta” Wanker, a neuroproctologist at the University of Colorado Boulder who headed the committee on abrupt impacts of having to earn their pay by actually teaching, instead of just mooching.
And it has been happening for centuries past so what's the problem?
“Continued global warming poses a risk of rapid, drastic changes in some human and natural systems, a scientific panel warned Tuesday...”
Then they filed yet another application for a fat government grant, got into their Mercedes luxury cars and drove home to the mansion for a pre-prandial champagne cocktail.