Posted on 11/30/2013 8:06:43 AM PST by artichokegrower
“All I gots to say is dat car better have a big-azz trunk cause I buy lotsa groceries the first of da month cause dat when my EBT card get mo free money.”
“I got another question...can I gets my ObamaPhone hooked up to da dashboard so I can do hands-free calling?”
“An y’all gonna gib me gas too, right? How I’m spose to drive it if’n I ain’t got no gas?”
Excellent! With $1,500 I can easily put four new radials on my high-polluting vehicle and have enough left over for a bitchin' stereo system.
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