BONJOUR!
Posted on 10/15/2013 2:24:49 PM PDT by Fudd Fan
Tell her you got her something that reminds you why you fell in love with her in the first place...a muzzle.
Picvture it.Desert Shield moving at flank speed into Desert Storm......first use of the 500 bed combat tent hospitals......WHAT A SURPRISE the Generators fail! YOu can not even begin to imagine the number of nurses and Docs that had NO CLUE how to calculate an IV drip (in their head) or how to do a Central Venous Pressure reading without a computer to do it for them..........it was one of those brief shining moments when we old war horse nurses shined ;-)
Slide rule, never used that. I used to watch my dad use one. When he bought one of the first calculators to come from Texas Instruments, it was 250 bucks. We couldn’t touch it. When I got into high school, we used calculators (scientific, the same kind that had cost 250 bucks and are probably around 5 bucks today). By the time my kids were taking Calculus, they were allowed to use graphing calculators. The stuff I could only dream about as it didn’t exist for us yet.
I did get my EMT certification centuries ago but I think the basic body model is about the same.
he’s 7 so the big presents still come from Santa
holy crap
just another reason you’re goin to Heaven
I hated drawing that stuff. Guys are generally better spatially than Gals. It was a required class in the core. blah
That wont work. But LOL. Thanks.
YOU didnt ask me...but...how about a day at a spa, or a gift certificate to get her hair done (and a REALLY good salon), a manicure and pedicure..and send her flowers...AND>..that same evening....have reservations at a very romantic restaurant..(Dancing is optional BUT preferable)..(preferably in a Hotel that you “just happen” to have reservations for the night.....THEN have a brand new lovely (NOT TRASHY) nigligee awaiting her on the bed in the aforementioned hotel room.......(rose petals on the bed is also a nice touch...but a BIT over the top) ;-) LOL
COngratulations to you both!! (Im guessing this is an anniversary we are speaking of ;-)
true dat
I’m a sucker for aminal noses too.
I love that card! Great kid you got there.
I’m not buying my wife anything this year...
She never used what I bought her last year...
“So what did you buy her last year?”
A cemetery plot.
ba dum dum
Diamonds.
and a cigarette and pillow mint
I hasten to add to my post about suggestions....that my folks were married 68 years when dad died....but for many MANY an anniversary, he would LITERALLY go home and say “Ma, go uptown to the drug store...your anniversary card is in the top row, theird one from the left......” And that was it!! LOL
Sometimes simple is best :-) I mean,...if you love someone...they know it every day of the year, not JUST on an anniversary or Valentines day :-)
you bet I do.....
Thanks. My goodness. I was thinking.................
She’s my best friend?
Just me and a card?
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