Posted on 10/07/2013 10:30:30 AM PDT by mojito
G T F O
“Presumably Obama can afford it...”
No way. On a civil servant’s salary? B0 can’t afford to support his illegal Aunt Zeituni and Uncle Omar (let the taxpayers take care of them). He can’t afford 50 bucks for his brother George. He couldn’t even buy flowers for his sister Lia’s funeral.
And he was so poor as a senator and presidential candidate, that he could not even provide Grandmother Madelyn a proper burial. Michelle and the kids could not afford to visit when she was dying.
Now that is true poverty.
You know. Someone with the tech knowhow should start a online service like FB that won’t stop real Americans from their voice.
Come on men freepers if you have Michelle mom living with you you wouldn’t dare evict Michelle mom
Michelle would kick your metrosexual butt LOL!
I have to wonder what her Secret Service code name is???
“Mama-Mooch???”
You know, Orange Juice really stings as it is expelled at high velocity through your nasal passages...
I’m sending you my dry cleaning bill!!! ;-)
“That is actually great idea and one that should be pursued by the House Republicans.”
Yes. They could show they are just as petty as Obama.
“Evict all the freeloaders from Section 8 housing.”
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That would be thousands of Russians in my area—they are also in Senior housing.
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Mea culpa. My apologies. Send the bill along to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC 66666.
May I suggest water next time. Not as much of a sting and less corrosive to computer electronics.
Again, my humble apologies.
;-)
Surrrrrrreeeee, you say that now...hehe
WASHINGTON – The White House announced this morning that because of the automatic spending cuts known as sequestration, President Obama was forced to tell Michelle Obama’s mother, Marian Robinson, she had to move out of the White House. Moments after his mother-in-law and her possessions disappeared through the gates of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in a rented U-haul truck, Obama met with reporters in the Rose Garden. The president’s tone was melancholy as he answered questions about moving his children’s grandmother out of the White House and into a small apartment in the southeastern part of the city.
REPORTER: Mr. President, why was it necessary to make your mother-in-law move out of the White House?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Because the funds necessary to heat her room, provide her meals and pay her cable bill dried up a few hours after the sequestration kicked in. It’s the last thing I wanted to do but the Republicans left me with little choice.
REPORTER: Are you sending her back to Chicago?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: We were able to pull a few strings and get her into a government housing facility that’s relatively close to the White House.
REPORTER: Was it difficult saying goodbye?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Oh sure. Something like this is never easy. My wife is very upset and my children are confused. But what can you do? If the money’s gone you’re kind of stuck. It’s not like I didn’t warn everyone about the devastating effects of sequestration.
REPORTER: But Mr. President, wasn’t it possible for you and Mrs. Obama to get the money to keep your mother-in-law from having to move away from her family?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: With a 16 trillion dollar debt looming over our nation it would not be prudent at this time to borrow more money from China. It’s not a secret how serious I am about eliminating our debt.
REPORTER: How does Mrs. Robinson feel about having to move out? Is she angry with you?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Understandably she’s disappointed. But she is well aware that, along with the stagnant economy and soaring national debt, the blame for her eviction falls on my predecessor and the Republican congress.
REPORTER: Because of the sequestration cuts your mother-in-law will no longer have secret service protection. As a parting gift Vice President Biden gave her a sawed off double barrel shotgun and a dozen boxes of shells to protect herself in her new residence. Do you approve of Mr. Biden’s gift?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Well, the area where she’ll be living ain’t exactly Mayberry, if you know what I’m saying. Fact is, the crime rate is one of the highest in the city. So Joe’s gift affords us a small token of reassurance that mom will be able to protect herself. It’s only a matter of weeks until those 175 million jobs are lost, which will spark the inevitable collapse of public transportation systems along with the police and fire departments. The inability to pay our prison guards is going to flood the streets with rapists and murderers while the release of demented psychotics from government run mental hospitals will only escalate the carnage. Knowing mom has her double barrel shotgun will be a comfort and help us sleep at night.
REPORTER: So you’re not too worried about her?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Oh, she’ll be fine. I have no doubt that in no time she’ll make some new friends who will help fill the time she used to spend following us around.
Reggie has been back in town and in the playroom with Barry from Day I of Administration II, but he has been placed in in his own digs in the hood. However, he still has a snuggy little spot on AF 1 and accompanies Barry everywhere.
Reporters who can tell you all about J. Edgar Hoover's "friend," wish to know nothing about Reggie.
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