President Obama Cancels Congressional Picnic

The Caucus ^ | 9/11/13 | JONATHAN WEISMAN

[jeffc]

King Zero has stamped his foot at Congress.

[tumblindice]

Just go lay down in the Rose Garden, Barry, if you’re gonna act like a terd.

[C210N]

If he can deem you in session or not, then he can deem a picnic in session.... or not as well.

[yldstrk]

what a ridiculous move

[ModelBreaker]

Republicans probably made him do it with the sequester.

[Artcore]

Boner is going to be so bummed over this news. He just purchased some new checkered hip-hugger shorts for the picnic. He wanted to look nice for Obama and maybe get some.

[napscoordinator]

Please put the cost of the cancelled picnic towards the debt. PLEASE! They don’t need a picnic now anyway. Wait until the debt is paid off completely.

[Paladin2]

It’s become impossible to separate the Satire from the actions of 0bama.

[mrsmith]

[mardi59]

What a bunch of useless idiots. Vacations, golf, egg rolls, picnics. Good Lord, there are more important things going on in this country then worrying about a darn picnic!

Obama doesn’t need to have a temper tantrum and congress doesn’t need a darn picnic when first they don’t deserve it, and second we can’t afford it.

Washington, the land of Loons and Liars.

[catnipman]

Well, in that case, Congress should just go hold its OWN picnic by George, and tell that ol’ meanie Obama that he is NOT invited!

There. That’ll show him! Oh, and while they’re at it they should remove ALL funding for all picnics given by the U.S. government EXCEPT the one Congress holds for themselves!

[spankalib]

His scheduled beej takes precedence.

[upchuck]

Just as well. Congress needs to spend every waking hour getting the CR finished. That’s the one that omits further funding for nobamacare.

“Let’s see if Obama is willing to shut down the government to fund Obamacare,” supposedly said by Ted Cruz. It’s still cool even if he didn’t say that. Exactly the right tone and attitude.

[StAntKnee]

“It’s become impossible to separate the Satire from the actions of 0bama.’

Spot on. The whole Syria debacle was like “Pee Wee Herman’s Great Adventure in Diplomacy.”

[Hoodat]

Why do they need Obama to have a picnic? Have one anyway, but just don’t invite his sorry butt.

[Iron Munro]

Barry throws a tantrum but Big Moosie gets to eat all the food they had stocked up for the picnic so she is happy as a pig in muck.

[chessplayer]

bam-bam throws a temper tantrum and says,,,”I’ll show you!”

[Revolting cat!]

Dear Congressperson ______  ________
The President regrets to inform you, 
that due to a bunch of unexpected circumstances, 
this year there'll be no traditional Kenyan war dances, 
face painting,  cannibal fare sampling, 
or children's Zoo area with live grenade handling monkeys. 

May Almighty Allah Bless You, 

Signed,

Valerie Jarrett.

[mrsmel]

I can't stand Moochelle, but I still have to wonder how she manages to tolerate this dangerous two yo with access to the nuclear button. I can see him literally throwing himself on the floor, kicking his heels and screamimg when he doesn't get his way. How have that many Americans become so self-deluded as to vote for this basket case not once but twice, even after he'd destroyed the economy and put thousands out of work? They didn't hurt anyone more than themselves. Conservatives will mostly be OK, because one of our core principals is self-reliance and no whining. What are these Peter Pans going to do? Just suck off the remaining taxpayers? As that ratio tips into complete imbalance, something's going to crack.