[Arkansas Toothpick]

When I first read this, I thought I was reading something straight out of The Onion.

[I want the USA back]

A fine example of a country that has turned itself into wusses. The USA is rapidly going that way.

[Fire_on_High]

Shrewd and smart. Asking the guilty parties to behave is a waste of time, but they know the victims will tug their forelocks and say “Yes sir! Right away sir!” if squeezed, so they need not take a hit in profit.