Anthony eyes the flagstaff with envy. He is anxious for the day to come when he can remove his shorts while taking pictures.
This one gets my vote for headline of the year!
wow.
” or what position he/she will assume under the former Congressman”
oh we can figure that part out
All he needs now is a Japanese spokesman to talk about the upcoming “erection.”
Use guys are being too HARD ON him (it?)!
I thought he was a stiff.
His countrymen looked quite askance a lot,
At passionate Anthony ‘Lancealot’.
..His wife, he did fear her,
..But spotting a mirror
The front of his pants would advance a lot.
He says he’s going to run, but I bet he pulls out early.
I guess he has given up on being a Member of Congress.
Let’s run this mayoral candidacy up the Flagpole and see who salutes.
Weiner belongs in a rubber room!
Next headline: Bloomberg Aghast as Weiner Inserts Himself Into Race. Bloomberg Ready to Beat Weiner! Bloomberg Sees Weiner Surging!
When last we left off, Wiener’s coverage left him exposed!
"Two sources said that they couldn’t tell Politico the staffer’s name or what position he/she will assume under the former Congressman."
"..... In order to obtain the necessary number of signatures, he’ll need a staff larger than the one he has now."
"However, it seems Weiner’s position is hardening."
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Now THAT’S how you write a title.
He’s using a penis enlargement salve that he vigorously rubs it in at least six times daily.
As soon as it gets large enough he’ll take a picture of it and enlarge it further. It will then be mounted on his wall.
Wanker Wiener.
Here cums the mayor.
Anthony eyes the flagstaff with envy. He is anxious for the day to come when he can remove his shorts while taking pictures.
LOL
Missionary? On knees?
The funniest thing about this thread is that it took 93 replies before somone crossed “the line.”