Posted on 04/29/2013 8:11:51 PM PDT by Nachum
You know, I heard he haas this vein in his forehead that if you press it at certain times )like this) you may cause a loss of conciousness...
I’m just sayin’...;-)
Kind of a ‘rework’ on the headline:
“Truck load of ‘Sneaky Pete’ hijacked outside of ‘Hobo Jungle’.
Police searching for motive.
DUH..................
Captain Obvious sure is getting a workout these days...I’m not so sure he is able to keep up with the demand...
We need to call in the Avengers!!!
...and an official investigation was underway to determine a possible motive.
Ok, that's got to be satire.
5.56mm
The first paragraph had me stunned. Seriously? But after reading the comments here and having a good laugh, I feel better. Freepers are the best when comic relief is needed in this insane world.
The first paragraph had me stunned. Seriously? But after reading the comments here and having a good laugh, I feel better. Freepers are the best when comic relief is needed in this insane world.
I find it hard to bring myself to believe that this is not satire.
But then again...I thought the re-election of The Emperor Jones was never going to happen...
LOL. Have no fear. Inspector Clouseau is on the case.
It means “my god is greater than your god” not “god is great”
The media and the police have been well trained. When the perp is a member of a privileged minority they are NOT to EVER blame the perp for bias.
But whenever a normal person is accused, they are to always assume bias.
What motive unclear??He was trying to KILL him! Geeez!
This is so obviously true, why don’t these simpletons understand that this is religious deadly fervor on the part of the assailants. These assailants will have many years in hell to think about it.
...another one of those baffling mysteries. Muslims attack non-Muslims while shouting Allah Akbar...
LOL - yep, liberals would 'get' the motive quickly on that one.
Every moderate Muslim is a potential terrorist. The belief in Islam is like a tank of gasoline. It looks innocuous, until it meets the fire.
For a moderate Muslim to become a murderous jihadist, all it takes is a spark of faith.
It is time to put an end to the charade of moderate Islam. There is no such thing as moderate Muslim. Muslims are either jihadists or dormant jihadists moderate, they are not.
Ali Sina
Ex-Muslim
Established Faith Freedom International
http://old.faithfreedom.org/index.htm
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