Feds Spend $1.5 million to Study Obese Lesbians

Fox ^ | March 12 2013 | FNS

[NoLibZone]

But no money for Vets or White House tours.

[patriotsblood]

It might have something to do with what they eat.

[Mr. K]

we need to make a web site dedicated to “things we should cut instead of police and firemen”

[Flatus I. Maximus]

Next, a study to determine why so many lesbians own cats?

[unixfox]

we need to make a web site dedicated to “things we should cut instead of police and firemen”

Well, if you ask me, we should start by cutting heads off the traitors.

Right after we have tarred and feathered them in the streets.

[Jack Hammer]

Now aren’t you ashamed of yourself for feeling reluctant to pay those taxes?

[cornelis]

Been there, done that.

SEQUESTER THIS: DUPLICATION NATION. Dr. Coburn sent the following letter to OMB highlighting more than 1,362 duplicative programs accounting for at least $364.5 billion in federal spending every year as identified by the Government Accountability Office. link

[Cicero]

That’s sexist! It would be more correct to say that lesbians are pleasingly plump.

[PGR88]

OK gentlemen, start your testing devices!

[struggle]

Because lesbians don’t play the game.

[Mad Dawgg]

[ogen hal]

Heads on pikes.

[SampleMan]

And why are gay men effeminate?

[berdie]

You, my FRiend, should be paid $1.5 million.

Submit your bill to the US gov. What have you to lose?

[Drango]

You are what you eat.

[C210N]

IBTTGDFTNTHT

(In before this thread gets deleted for the nTH time)

[ThisLittleLightofMine]

They won’t be happy with the results, sexual abuse.

[Doc91678]

That’s why there’s so many thin guys.

[higgmeister]

The National Institutes of Health awarded a Boston hospital more than $1.5 million to figure out why nearly three-quarters of lesbians are overweight — calling the disparities a significant public health issue.

Why, because fat sapphos could start falling on people!?

[Kickass Conservative]

To liven things up, they roll each other in Flour and look for the wet spot.