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Fortune cookies lose their romance after complaints from parents
New York Post ^
| February 10, 2013
| GARY BUISO
Posted on 02/10/2013 8:26:11 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
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posted on
02/10/2013 9:37:30 AM PST
by
RedMDer
(Support Free Republic)
To: WKUHilltopper
I long for the day when one cracks open a fortune cookie with the message of: Whiners. Piss off! Must be a lot of people with a whole lot of time on their hands to make a fuss over the wording in a fortune cookie. This really is the age where people take offense at everything written yet are supposed to be "nonjudgemental" about every practiced depravity. Homosexual marriage - ok. Printing "you'll meet a tall dark handsome stranger" in a fortune cookie - not ok.
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posted on
02/10/2013 9:55:00 AM PST
by
Flick Lives
(We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
To: Flick Lives
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posted on
02/10/2013 10:03:07 AM PST
by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: dfwgator
A little trick I learned was to add the words in bed to the end of any fortune cookie saying. That's funny until the eighteen year old girl where you work has to read her fortune: "The first and greatest love is self love..."
Then it becomes freakin' hilarious.
Fortunately she was a good sport rather than the type who complained about sexual harassment.
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posted on
02/10/2013 10:04:47 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
To: 04-Bravo
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posted on
02/10/2013 10:14:13 AM PST
by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: ConservativeStatement
This reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode with William Shattner in the diner. And he obviously got out of the town or he wouldn't have become Kirk.
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posted on
02/10/2013 10:17:13 AM PST
by
trebb
(Allies no longer trust us. Enemies no longer fear us.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
02/10/2013 10:21:29 AM PST
by
Brandonmark
(OWCM is The new American Minority! 11.06.12 - Day of Infamy!)
To: dfwgator
Our family ending is .....between the sheets. Also makes some of those ‘fortunes’ real knee-slappers!
To: ConservativeStatement
“Romance and travel, for example. Suppose youre on a business trip with a colleague, that doesnt mean you want to have a romantic affair, said Danny Zeng, another VP at Wonton.”
...I guess he doesn’t travel much.
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posted on
02/10/2013 11:05:36 AM PST
by
BobL
To: 04-Bravo
Mine said, “Help, I’m trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie bakery!”
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posted on
02/10/2013 11:05:53 AM PST
by
golf lover
(goingf)
To: dfwgator
I had a friend in college that did that for polygraphs, but he added “In Church” mentally to every question. He never failed one, and he truly had never done stuff like smoked pot, in church...
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posted on
02/10/2013 11:34:31 AM PST
by
Axenolith
(Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
To: trebb
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posted on
02/10/2013 11:50:46 AM PST
by
ConservativeStatement
(Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
To: Rebel_Ace
There was a very good Chinese restaurant in Winston-Salem and the owners were so cute. They learned English when they got here and when we picked up our to-go orders and were leaving, they all said in unison,
“Thankyouverymuchhaveanicedaycomebackandseeus”.
And, unfortunately, I have never gotten a risque fortune in a fortune cookie.
To: ConservativeStatement
So, the people who want to suck all the joy out of life for everybody else are finally totally in charge of everything?
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posted on
02/10/2013 1:38:22 PM PST
by
elkfersupper
( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
To: Cowgirl of Justice
Me: “I’d like to pick up 30 pounds of fortune cookies.”
Them: “Sure thing. That be pickup or deerivery and what you order?”
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posted on
02/10/2013 2:44:13 PM PST
by
Right Wing Assault
(Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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