“I Tried but I was Not Optimal”
Those are hilarious! Great job!
“Don’t bogart that joint”
“Praise Allah and pass the crack pipe”
“Michelle, my hell”
“The One and done”
“Can’t a brother get a mulligan”
“F¥{ you America!”
“MOVE: It was Michele’s Initiative, Now It’s an Order”
My Struggle. Written in prison.
He will probably want to write a memoir of this campaign: “We Are Going to the Hu Ke Lau.”
Since he`s a double agent, they gave Obummer several book/movie deals:
“Gullible`s Travels”
“Dr. No Nothing”
“From Russia With Fluff”
“Goldfingernail”
“Thunderbelch”
“You Only Live Shysting”
“On His Majesty’s Secret Service Whoopee”
“Liars Are Forever”
“Live and Let Lie”
“The Man with no Holdin` Guns”
“The Sty Who Loved Me”
“Muckraker”
“For Your ICE Only”
“Octomoochie”
“A View to a Nil”
“The Living Solar Lights”
“Licence to Thrill”
“GoldenEyeSore”
“Tomorrow Never Lies”
“The Muslim World is Not Enough”
“Die Another Day”
“Casino Riyadh”
“Quantum of Solar”
“Skyfall In” [Coming in November]
Other films
“Never Say Never Again to Moochie”
A tale of two aliens
On a slow boat from Kenya
Drive for show, putt for blow
A tale of two aliens
On a slow boat from Kenya
Drive for show, putt for blow
“Lots of Flexibility after the Election”
“So Nobody Wants to Golf Now -hun?”
“At my age, you can’t out drink the Secret Service”
Obama, Where Born Art Thou?
Lunch At Michelle’s
Out Of Kenya
Let Me Make This Perfectly Clear: Famous Obama Speeches
1001 Kenyan Nights
Slow And Sedate: My Work With The Mexican Drug Cartels
Whitey Ain’t Righty
Helping Amanda Bynes: A True Hollywood Sory
Giving The Bird To Those Who Hate Big Bird
Or moochelle’s...My Plate...heaped with crow.
Why worry about “A” book ... he will write them all, after all he is going to have his own Library
Huh
TT
Thought of another one....
“The Teleprompter Diaries”
How about “Stoned, stupid and marxist is no way to go through life”.
The Color Purple:
How to eliminate Blue from an electoral map in one debate