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1 posted on 10/18/2012 6:20:57 PM PDT by Rockitz
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“I Tried but I was Not Optimal”


24 posted on 10/18/2012 7:49:20 PM PDT by Paulus Invictus
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Those are hilarious! Great job!


25 posted on 10/18/2012 7:51:49 PM PDT by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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“Don’t bogart that joint”
“Praise Allah and pass the crack pipe”
“Michelle, my hell”
“The One and done”
“Can’t a brother get a mulligan”
“F¥€{ you America!”


26 posted on 10/18/2012 8:02:19 PM PDT by shotgun
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“MOVE: It was Michele’s Initiative, Now It’s an Order”


28 posted on 10/18/2012 8:09:17 PM PDT by Fitzy_888 ("ownership society")
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My Struggle. Written in prison.


29 posted on 10/18/2012 8:12:44 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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He will probably want to write a memoir of this campaign: “We Are Going to the Hu Ke Lau.”


30 posted on 10/18/2012 8:13:09 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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Since he`s a double agent, they gave Obummer several book/movie deals:
“Gullible`s Travels”
“Dr. No Nothing”
“From Russia With Fluff”
“Goldfingernail”
“Thunderbelch”
“You Only Live Shysting”
“On His Majesty’s Secret Service Whoopee”
“Liars Are Forever”
“Live and Let Lie”
“The Man with no Holdin` Guns”
“The Sty Who Loved Me”
“Muckraker”
“For Your ICE Only”
“Octomoochie”
“A View to a Nil”
“The Living Solar Lights”
“Licence to Thrill”
“GoldenEyeSore”
“Tomorrow Never Lies”
“The Muslim World is Not Enough”
“Die Another Day”
“Casino Riyadh”
“Quantum of Solar”
“Skyfall In” [Coming in November]
Other films

“Never Say Never Again to Moochie”


31 posted on 10/18/2012 8:15:10 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (yup-Who knew??)
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A tale of two aliens
On a slow boat from Kenya
Drive for show, putt for blow


32 posted on 10/18/2012 8:41:06 PM PDT by Halcontent
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A tale of two aliens
On a slow boat from Kenya
Drive for show, putt for blow


33 posted on 10/18/2012 8:41:34 PM PDT by Halcontent
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“Lots of Flexibility after the Election”
“So Nobody Wants to Golf Now -hun?”
“At my age, you can’t out drink the Secret Service”


34 posted on 10/18/2012 8:42:45 PM PDT by Fitzy_888 ("ownership society")
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Obama, Where Born Art Thou?
Lunch At Michelle’s
Out Of Kenya
Let Me Make This Perfectly Clear: Famous Obama Speeches
1001 Kenyan Nights
Slow And Sedate: My Work With The Mexican Drug Cartels
Whitey Ain’t Righty
Helping Amanda Bynes: A True Hollywood Sory
Giving The Bird To Those Who Hate Big Bird


36 posted on 10/18/2012 9:15:49 PM PDT by SeminoleCounty (Political maturity is realizing that the "R" next to someone's name does not mean "conservative")
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Dr. Choomlove
or
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bong.


38 posted on 10/18/2012 9:20:49 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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Or moochelle’s...My Plate...heaped with crow.


39 posted on 10/18/2012 9:27:13 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (The Obamas = rude, crude and socially unacceptable)
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Why worry about “A” book ... he will write them all, after all he is going to have his own Library

Huh

TT


42 posted on 10/18/2012 10:24:57 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (Radical islam is islam. Moderate islam is the Trojan Horse.)
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Thought of another one....

“The Teleprompter Diaries”


43 posted on 10/18/2012 10:31:31 PM PDT by goodnesswins (What has happened to America?)
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How about “Stoned, stupid and marxist is no way to go through life”.


44 posted on 10/18/2012 11:40:58 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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The Color Purple:
How to eliminate Blue from an electoral map in one debate


46 posted on 10/19/2012 3:24:57 AM PDT by HannibalHamlinJr
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