“Honey, I’d really like to help you clean the toilet but i love you too much to risk our marriage, so I’ll just sit here and watch the game.”
“And that’s the last thing I remember, Doctor.”
My wife does most of the household chores but I go out of my way not to add to her work. That is, I pick up after myself. I put my dirty clothes in the hamper, rinse my plate off and put it in dishwasher, if I’m last out of bed, I at least attempt to make the bed, etc. When hamper is full, I take it down to the laundry room for her. When trash is full, I empty it and put new liner in. Husbands that are slobs and leave messes behind are definitely inconsiderate.