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Chris Matthews: If Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he’d know how to do it with them - ‘Scuse me?
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| 09-06-2012
| Doug Powers
Posted on 09/06/2012 9:41:51 PM PDT by bronxville
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To: bronxville
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posted on
09/06/2012 10:26:33 PM PDT
by
onedoug
To: bronxville
Oh goodness, I’m glad I saw this thread, finally I get it.
I sort of saw this yesterday and I thought it was Chris WALLACE who said this. I always get their names mixed up, sometimes on Sunday mornings I even put the Chris Matthews show on first!
Btu Wallace is a bit staid, and I was having a hard time imagining him saying such a thing.
LOL, good to know it’s the other guy.
But, all that being said, I’m pretty sure Matthews is right about this!
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posted on
09/06/2012 10:28:17 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: bronxville
Clinton is the intergalactic “LAZ” without half the class.
Bill is so desperate that he would go to Mars to get laid. Let’s face it, he takes just one look at Hillary and “goes out of this world”, as fast as he can.
To: bronxville
All there are roaming on Mars are rovers.
So, Bill knows how to do it with rover.
Barrack ate the dog.
I'm beginning to see a pattern, there.
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posted on
09/06/2012 10:36:25 PM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
To: bronxville
Does Chris have infomration that shows Martians are of a similar bent?
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posted on
09/06/2012 10:57:52 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: bronxville
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posted on
09/06/2012 11:20:25 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: bronxville
"I could be just like Capt. Kirk, bagging a different colored alien babe every week. That would be pretty cool. "
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posted on
09/06/2012 11:30:37 PM PDT
by
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: TChad
"Ladies and Gentleman.... Thank you and Thanks to Bill Clinton and Chris Matthews. As a result, I want to announce that part of our platform now includes ABORTIONS for MARTIAN WOMEN."
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posted on
09/06/2012 11:30:46 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
To: bronxville
Know how to reproduce??? He only has one daughter, maybe.
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posted on
09/06/2012 11:35:06 PM PDT
by
Bellflower
(The LORD is Holy, separated from all sin, perfect, righteous, high and lifted up.)
To: UCANSEE2
“First, I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing an abortionist on Mars...”
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posted on
09/06/2012 11:45:33 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: bronxville
If Bill Clinton landed on a pig farm...
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posted on
09/06/2012 11:46:01 PM PDT
by
Arthur McGowan
(In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
To: Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Cincinatus' Wife; Larry Lucido; ..
Re:
Chris Matthews: If Bill Clinton landed on Mars, hed know how to do it with them What? What's that... you say?
Bill Clinton... coming here?
OMG! "--hed know how... to do it with them!"
Wait, wait-- This all sounds... like a bunch of Mathews' typical bullfeathers.
Chris Mathews? Yes, you're the fella that said hearing Obama speak... gave you a tingle down his leg?
Well, I'll give you a 'tingle' you... will never for get!
So, the moral of this story is 'Just because you are screwing yourself with a big smile on your face... don't go out trying to screw others expecting the same results.'
Yes, Bender, because if you do that, it... means WAR!
As the last truly objective journalist... to appear on network television, I wonder just how Chris Mathews got into a position of self-importance?
Authorities say alcohol... suspected as a factor--
Yes, Tom, that seems... to sum it up nicely.
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posted on
09/07/2012 1:08:03 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: UCANSEE2
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posted on
09/07/2012 1:57:03 AM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: bronxville; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Revolting cat!; Lucky9teen; Daffynition
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posted on
09/07/2012 2:08:08 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The guy who was going to stop the rise of the oceans now canÂ’t even fend off a few raindrops.)
To: bronxville
Bill Clinton doesn’t need to land on Mars. The DNC is already chock full of alien creatures.
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posted on
09/07/2012 2:16:22 AM PDT
by
hawaiianninja
(Palm note to self: Work for a successful 2012! +Throw the liberal garbage out!)
To: bronxville
Mars, village in the Congo, animal shelter...what’s the difference to him?
To: bronxville
Isn’t he about the right age for the onset of dementia?
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posted on
09/07/2012 2:41:38 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Obama should change his campaign slogan to "Yes, we am!" Sounds as stupid as his administration is.)
To: al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; JRios1968; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; pax_et_bonum; ...
Did Bill Clinton has a tryst with a Martian intern or something? Only Christine Matthews would know.
DANG!
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posted on
09/07/2012 2:43:46 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Obama should change his campaign slogan to "Yes, we am!" Sounds as stupid as his administration is.)
To: bronxville
Yes, but it might be a bit dangerous - unzipping his fly and flourishing his ‘gun’ might be considered signs of an impending invasion.
To: bronxville
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posted on
09/07/2012 5:04:21 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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