The Annual State of the Union Drinking Game (Vanity)

Teleprompter Of The United States | January 24, 2012 | TOTUS

[blastdad51]

When did it become the goverment’s responsibility to determin “ fair share “ and just does that mean ?

[GOPJ]

“invest’ - used in place of ‘to spend foolishly’...

[Mountain Mary]

“I’m staying sober tonight, my word is Keystone”

LOL, bray.

I just heard a BO soundbite that would add another one:

“I will wake up every single day”....

[military cop]

I think you should send this to everyone in Congress with the following guidance:

Every time the TOTUS uses one of those phrases, the Republicans in unison chant “drink, drink, drink” and Obie slams a shot.

Now THAT.....would be a SOTU worth watching...

RLTW

[who knows what evil?]

I appreciate tradition; but is 60 minutes of repetitive bullsh*t, lies, and obfuscation from this fraud really worth consuming all that fine liquor?

Save it to toast the groundhog or the big game or some such...

[The Sons of Liberty]

I’d love to play, but it makes me physically ill to look at that lying, egotistical, treasonous, usurping bastard! Life is too short to waste it on watching human sewage.

[kevao]

“the wealthy few”

[rktman]

I’m surprised that he hasn’t changed it to “billionaires and trillionaires” since a million these days ain’t squat. Maybe enough to fill my gas guzzler Hemi Ram for a year. LOL! On your next post, SOTU will be a re-run of the “ones” accomplishment and plans for more of the same for the next year. I won’t be wasting my time since I don’t want to buy a new TV right now.

[verga]

“Saved Jobs”

[McBuff]

working tirelessly

[DTogo]

From the audience:

YOU LIE !!

[Yaelle]

I like the list of things he won’t say.

So far we have

Georgia
Keystone
Solyndra
TSA

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Gonna miss this one. If I want to hear flatulence then I'll make my own.

[bksanders]

MY, Obozo could just cut and paste from here, do a little repetition and, viola!
SOwhatsleftOTU Speach!
Riot!
My last drink was 23 years ago, should I be forced to listen to this fuul, well????
Perhaps Herman will get a good line or two in rebuttal.
Izzat a bottle-in-front-a-me?
Cheers!

I have ONE MORE YEAR to completely screw this country, only one.

[Conservative4Ever]

I know, I know...’core values’.

[Tigerized]

“Good thing you weren’t doing a drinking game when Nixon spoke.”

In 1974, I was just turning 21, and living in Berkeley just south of campus.

I clearly remember the night Nixon resigned, and the sporadic street celebrations immediately after. For all of his faults, he still had enough humility and clarity to decided that the nation would be better off without him as POTUS.

I’d LOVE to see history repeat itself... but I’m not holding my breath.

[Energizer45678]

Here’s one you will stay stone cold sober on:
“I will not run nor will I accept my party’s nomination for a second term in this office”.

I would LOVE to hear that line.

[FreeAtlanta]

"it would be worse" "ah uh" Facial and body language (prepare to get really drunk)

[nutmeg]

Has "fair share" and "shared sacrifice" been mentioned yet?

*barf*

[nutmeg]

I’m staying sober tonight, my word is Keystone.

How about more words we'll never hear from Obama:

Victory

Radical Islam; jihadist; Sharia

Profit

SOLYNDRA

Win

Meritocracy

Prayer

Christian, Jesus

He'll never utter the word "Food Stamps" either. ;-)