Boob job vouchers 'not a good gift idea'

The Local - Germany's News In English ^ | 11DEC2011 | The Local/hc

[Trueblackman]

Boob job anyone?

[org.whodat]

Have never found the busting news link, damn I am always last.

[Norm Lenhart]

Only one thing to call a woman like that.....

Darling. ;)

[org.whodat]

Never mind the trueblackman found it for me.

[CrazyIvan]

I need a referral to a good plastic surgeon who specializes in the reduction of male organs. I have had many complaints of being too large. Any referral to a competent physician would be appreciated.

There's prescription drug for your problem; truth serum.

[QwertyKPH]

Then don’t use “kozy” either. In Czech it means ‘Boobies’

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

At first I thought a vet would help, but he said the job was too big for him.

[shadeaud]

Contact Loretta Bobbit, she is quick and cuts close to the bone

[bigheadfred]

Are you boobing? NO boobing on this thread.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

I wish it was a mere “ego” problem. Many people think I have a roll of fat around my waist and midback. It isn’t!

[QwertyKPH]

Or maybe just call her top-heavy

[bigheadfred]

...too late...

And True...I don’t think that an entire pro football team could tackle those suckers...

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

With anesthetic I presume!

[fini]

Just start dating taller women- problem solved.

[joe fonebone]

Boy, talk about a gift that keeps on giving!!!!!

[QwertyKPH]

Only one

[Las Vegas Ron]

Wow, spun a little tight are we?

(.) (.)

[null and void]

#1 women and men have the same number of ribs.

#2 That’s part of the Bible that is in error, the true story is:

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. “So, how is everything going?” inquired God.

“It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,” reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more “symmetrically balanced,” as she put it.

“That is a fair point,” replied God, “but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.”

God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it away into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

“Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?”

“Just fantastic,” she replied, “but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.”

God thought for a moment and said, “You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let’s see...where did I put the useless boob?”

Now doesn’t THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?

[mikrofon]

Ich bin ein Booblifter

[2111USMC]

Looks like she got the volume discount!