NASCAR Season Finale - Ford 400 at Homestead, ESPN, Sunday 11/20 at 3:00pm ET

Jayski ^

[glock rocks]

I think yer right. OTOH, I couldn’t tell you for certainty what I had for breakfast.

[glock rocks]

... or with certainty.

[tubebender]

I had a boiled chicken thigh but thanks for asking...

[glock rocks]

You’re welcome. We had albacore with alfredo pasta. Just because I don’t really want to commiserate the FFRL next year, I’ll remind you to go pick yer drivers if ya haven’t. If ya have, then a ha’penny too to you.

May I have some more?

Don’t taze me bro.

[glock rocks]

Wait, a boiled chicken thigh? Gaak.

What on earth sent you in that direction? Out of charcoal? No canola and breading?

Boiled chicken thigh?

I’m sorry. Did you run out of grits?

I have more disdain for boiled chicken than most have for grits, and I love grits. What were you thinking? Do I need to buy you a cooktop, or a grill? Shall I send my cook down there to clean up your misbegotten menu?

Did you run out of top ramen?

[tubebender]

Oh you poor Vapid Child. Lady Bender made her nearly famous Chicken Stock for a pot of her Really Famous Chicken Rice Soup, After next week she will make my Mother’s Egg Noodles and it will be Turkey Noodle Soup...

[onyx]

The Nascar gang has a very high percentage of dollar-a-day donors, monthlies, and cash donors. Thank you, each and every one! We're keeping the lights on.

You're right about your NASCAR FReepers!
AWESOME *GANG*

[tubebender]

And watch for dirt in your pit roasted hog next week and the Hula Girls now wear chastity belts and will you be there on Dec 7th...

[tubebender]

Heck... I gave twice this trip after Jim Rob’s visit to the clinic

[glock rocks]

We fly in on the 8th. Now, if you don’t mind holding the pings down, I’d like to put the iPhone on the charger and bury my face in a cotton bag of goose down.

[onyx]

That’s a fact! You’re one of the absolute best!

[tubebender]

You need a bigger battery from AutoZone or talk to Pete about a couple of his boat yacht batteries...

[Brad’s Gramma]

Yeah. WhatEVER!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Boiled chicken?

Why?

[happydogx2]

Really late to the last party but its been raining so hard here (for three days) I can’t think. Beacoup snow in them thar mountains.

If you’re going where I think you’re going...The Elk and the The Sixes should be really good right now....

Meth Lab. ho-boy.

[tubebender]

Got Fish?

[tubebender]

The is no other way to make Chicken Soup!!! And she uses the same water that she boils my shorts and socks in...

[happydogx2]

Ain’t got no fish but gots lots of rain. Its snowing on the high-desert and I’ll take it over this wet.

Staying here an extra 2 days to watch the Ducks play USC Staurday night. Home field will be an advantage is they’ll be playing in a pond.

So busy here I don’t even know when qualifying is. Bad dog.

[tubebender]

We were supposed to be on the very southern fringe of your storm and it's good thing or we would be floating down the Gannon Slough which terminates at the Sewer Waste Water Treatment plant on the banks of Bender Bay...

[McGruff]

ESPN2 live coverage. Practise rained out at the moment. Tony says it doesn't matter to him. It's the same for everyone and he feels comfortable with their 1 1/2 mile program.